Encore Thoughts

* Nakasulat sa pader:"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

* along a highway in Pampanga:"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

* in a Baguio grocery:"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

* in Cubao:"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

* on Jeepney and Bus signs:"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

* on a Flower shop in Riza l Avenue:"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

* on a delivery truck:"NOT FOR HERE"

* on window of a restaurant in Baguio :"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in auniversity:"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

* vacant lot near makati ave.:"DON'T PARKING"

* at an eatery in Cebu :"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

and this is the best of them all!!* on a building somewhere in the Philippines ..."NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"

Imported:

May 25, '08 6:59 AMfor everyone